Gosh, has it really been nearly a fortnight since I last updated Keeping on the Beat? I feel somewhat guilty for having neglected my pet project a little of late, but these are busy times in the maglab; I’ve been making lovely magazines, such as this one, and busily scribbling away at other things – like this, this and this. I’ve not been slacking entirely, I promise.
Last Friday, it was suggested that the BBC might axe their 6Music digital radio station. Naturally, alarm bells began to ring. Today, it was announced officially, as part of a review submitted to the BBC Trust. For the love of Richard Tait, I hope they don’t approve it.
The BBC Asian Network is also in line for closure, and the BBC plans to greatly reduce its online output – which makes sense, because, like, I totally heard that the internet’s not where the future lies. BBC Magazines may also be sold off, but – despite being, at heart, a slave to the printed word – I’m less concerned by this: the main BBC magazines are profitable enough brands that they’ll be snapped up by other companies.
Closing 6Music would, essentially, be a disaster. I’m by no means alone in thinking this – broadcasters, journalists and musicians have all spoken out against the proposed closure. Doubtless many have have been able to express themselves on this topic far more elegantly than I (hell, for once I even agree with what Lily Allen’s saying), but I still feel compelled to add my paltry words to the pool.
6Music represents the BBC’s commitment to independent music. It may not generate the astronomic listening figures of Radio 1 or Radio 2, but that’s the point of it: it caters to a niche audience whose interests may not be catered to by other radio stations. The very reason I originally got a digital radio was because I was sick of having to listen to the likes of Radio 1 – to stations which didn’t play music that I wanted to listen to.
One of the things which I’ve always loved about the BBC is the sheer breadth of its output. Vowing to spend 90 pence from every licence fee pound on programming, while disregarding an area of programming which is obviously close to the hearts of many – if the outcry is anything to go by – is not the way to go. If you’re going to do it, at least do it quickly and as painlessly as possible; have the good grace not to rub salt in the wound by trying to justify it with absurd logic.
Even better, don’t do it at all. 6Music costs around £7 million per year to run; given that Jonathan Ross was on £18 million for three years and is gone from the BBC as of July, the books are already almost balanced. See? If they can do leaps of logic, so can I.
I don’t follow the charts. I love music, really I do – but I genuinely have no idea who is currently number one in the UK.
Actually, that’s now a lie, because I’ve just checked the BBC Radio 1 website. I now know that it’s ‘Fireflies’ by Owl City:
Come to think of it, I’ve definitely heard this before – I remember thinking at first (as I still do) that it sounded unbelievably like The Postal Service. It threw me: to some degree, it still does. It seems I am not the only one to feel this way. It is also one of just three songs in the top 10 (two of which are versions of the same song) which I have even heard.
Digression aside: time to get back to the point. For the first time in 40 years, Radio 1 are planning to air a mid-week chart update. It’s going to “encourage fans to go out and support their favourite acts, because for the first time they’ll really be able to really see the difference they make in the weekly chart battle and then tune in on Sundays to find out who has won,” according to the station’s head of music, George Ergatoudis.
Ah, of course. Because everybody cares about the chart positions of their favourite acts these days to the extent of following the race with eager, beady-eyed fascination. I can honestly say that, Christmas 2009 aside, I haven’t cared about chart placings since I was about 16. That was five years ago.
Don’t get me wrong: I can remember the days of giddily counting down to a song’s release, of making a point of going to the shop on a Monday to buy it on all formats (even vinyl, weirdly: I have never owned a record player) and of listening to the radio on a Sunday night to see how it had done. But these are not those days.
Okay, so singles sales were on the up in 2009. But mid-week chart positions? Does anyone really care that much?
This is probably one of the last singles I ever bought: